Oops Boog Did it Again

Ha ha ha! Boogie got into foods closet, again. Ha ha to all Nats and Nanos who think they can keep Boogie down. That silly note on the door no help. Tellin' Boogie no-no no help. Spanking Boogie no help. And those silly talks with Boogie certainly no help. Boogie will always win: Boogie gots passion and Boogie never give up Boogie beliefs. Soon as you learn that, things be 'lot easier for you sillies.

Boogie Be Bad and Boogie Belly Feel Good

Boogie belly feel so good after Boogie opened closet door, got into foods closet and tip over Boogie's foods and eat all spilled foods, Boogie still want more. Boogie 'xplored all over house and kitchen, tryin' to find more foods. That how good the Boogie break in was.

Next morning Boogie so, so hungry, Boogie cry and cry. That how hungry Boogie was.

Oh foods, Boogie love you. Give Boogie more sweet belly love.

'Portance of Boogie Bark

When there be a ding-dong or a knocking at Boogie front door, Boogie bark. This important. For sake of Nat and Nano, let Boogie 'xplain. If someone at door that Boogie like and know, Boogie bark tell them yes, Boogie be home, hold on and Boogie be with you soon. If someone at door that Boogie no like or no know, Boogie bark tell them, yes, Boogie home and you be scared, SCRAM! you no welcome.

So dumbsicles, stop tellin' Boogie to shush. Boogie bark important. Boogie bark keep you safe.

Someone Stole Boogie's Green Stuff

This picture of Boogie when Boogie's yard was still good and padded in green. This what Boogie's yard look like now:

Dirt dirty dirt. This horrible. Who would do such thing to Boogie yard? Where Boogie's green padding go? Where all Boogie go potty spots go? How Nano and Nat let somethin' like this happen? There no way to go potty without touching dirt. It disgusting. It like Boogie third-class. As if.

Boogie's Trouble with Itchees

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick paw.

Itch itch.
Boogie chew paw.

Itch.
Nano say stop.

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick and bite and paw squeaks.

Nano say STOP. Boogie stop.

Itch itch ITCH ITCH. Boogie start licks. ITCH ITCHERY ITCHEROO. Boogie chew chew CHEWCHEW.
Itch.

Nat yell.
Boogie soft itchy. Lick lick.
Itchy...itch. ITCH. Boogie chews.

Itcheee! Nat yell and hold out dreaded head cone.
Boogie stop.

'Til Nat and Nano go 'xploring.

Shh. Boogie itch.

Boogie Barf Lots

Boogie love Boogie's mini house--it Boogie's little house inside Boogie's big house. It Boogie's safe place. Boogie go there when Big Baby too much for to take (which be lots). When Boogie go night-night, Boogie get locked in Boogie's house. Mostly it not bad, 'cuz Boogie like Boogie's house. But it no no good when Boogie sick, 'cuz Boogie stuck. So what Boogie to do when Boogie gots barf? This Boogie's dilemma for other night. Boogie had to barf all over Boogie house--it vomit explosion. Gross. Lots gross.

Nat found barfy Boogie and barfy Boogie house in morning. Boogie had to have Boogie bath and then Boogie barf more in bath. Boogie shaky--Boogie no even want Boogie foods and that be saddest Boogie.

Boogie now feelin' better for foods. Nat and Nano cleaned out Boogie's house, but it still smell nucky. Boogie no no like it. Boogie no like Boogie's house no more. Boogie need new house. Boogie no dig nucky smells in Boogie house.

Kong Keeps Boogie Busy

Boogie love and hate Kong. Kong has Boogie treats, but Kong tries to keep Boogie's treats from Boogie--Boogie have to work to get treats out. Boogie try try try for hours. Boogie lost lots of fat tryin' for Kong.



Kong, you know Boogie win in end, so just give treats up.

Water. What it Good for?

Boogie given up water. What point? Water take up space in Boogie belly that should be used for foods. So stop askin' "Want some water, Boogie? Aren't you thirsty?" Boogie don't care if it's clean and fresh. Gimme somethin' Boogie can chew on. Somethin' meaty. Somethin' smelly. Somethin' worth Boogie's time and stomach space.

Reasons for to Reconsider Bird Poo

This bird live at Boogie's house. Boogie don't know why, but he do. He loud, but pretty with a lot colors--also he in his big kennel most of time, so Boogie mostly ignore.

Loud Bird throws stuff out his kennel--this great for Boogie. He throw food out and also poop. Boogie eat both. Boogie sure you all on high ponies and say, "Ewe, gross," but you no know. Boogie bet you never tried bird poo, so you no be judge. Boogie has tried, lots of times, so Boogie tell you why to reconsider the bird poo:

1. It easy. When Nat and Nano go 'xploring without Boogie, it easy bird poo pie for Boogie to get and eat.
2. It come in different kinds--hard and soft, like ice cream. Boogie know you like that.
3. Never-end supply with Loud Bird 'round.
4. Boogie be little desperate. You try bein' on special-diet. Boogie NEEDS variety. Bird poo provide.

One of Boogie mottos: try to try and get into somethin' new every day. Maybe it your day to try snack of poo.

This Just to Say...

Sometimes Boogie like to bite Big Baby thigh. Just jump up and give a good chomp.